Fem!Hawke & Anders: The best thing you could possibly ever say, ever.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

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jumpingjacktrash:

sikssaapo-p:

15 styles of distorted thinking

STOP SCROLLING.

if you are not on guard for these they will own you.

yes, i mean you. i mean me. i mean everyone.

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moewave:

" companions will leave the party if approval ratings are too low, similar to Dragon age: Origins, and it is possible to only have one companion remaining in the end. It’s also possible for the companion to betray the Inquisitor depending on the choices made by the player. "

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— farewell, warden!

            we’re counting on you.

funkies:

wanna take naps naked with you

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The memories of what we have done fade only with the dimming of all lights —Tenenbaum.

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

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little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

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